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collegehumor:

I was once pulled over for driving on the carpool lane by myself, but the cop didn’t know I was receiving road-head from my girlfriend and he asked where she came from. I looked him in the eyes gave him somewhat of a signal and there was an awkward pause. He stepped back and said “Drive safely now.”

I Fought the Law

Source: College Humor

collegehumor:

Don’t worry he’s tucked in snugly. 

collegehumor:

Don’t worry he’s tucked in snugly. 

Source: College Humor